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eat pants:be pants

Thu Jan 12, 2006, 1:18 PM
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  • Current Residence: Little did I know that I was very stupid and landed in the street, covered in vaseline and bowel
  • Interests: sauce. I was almost hit by a car but luckily, due to my slick coating of junk, I slide to the
  • Favourite movie: median avoiding any more injury, besides the broken ankle and my left eyebrow falling off. And when
  • Favourite band or musician: I stood up I realized the pants were making their way down my throat. I gave myself an emergency
  • Favourite genre of music: tracheotomy with a rusty toothpick made of velcro and journeyed inside a crack living in a hole in
  • Favourite artist: the ground which I made way for to remove the pants, but the pants transformed into a shirt and made
  • Favourite poet or writer: its way through my digestive tract as was now brushing up against my 'roids as it exits my system.
  • Favourite photographer: Systematic failure and a bloody throat, choking on the toothpick I forgot to remove while I'm eating
  • Favourite style of art: supper with this bag lady behind Taco Bell. We're in the dumpster when she makes her move, gently
  • Operating System: kissing at my neck, while I pick at lice in her crow nest hair. She sweats her pants and the odor
  • MP3 player of choice: knocks me out. I wake to find her boyfriend/father nibbling on one of my toes. I kick him in the
  • Shell of choice: teeth to find out I've been translucent in my thoughts but fabricated in my heart, and I long for
  • Wallpaper of choice: desperation and will cling to you, a smoldering mess of vomit and felch-matter. We hold hands and
  • Skin of choice: skip across fields of rotting vestibule and I take off your sweater vest to reveal a chest so
  • Favourite game: majestic only Fabios can rival it. But Fabio is at the Neverland Ranch taking over Michaels duties
  • Favourite gaming platform: as he vacations in Cambodia getting a two for one deal on a sex change for himself with a coupon he
  • Favourite cartoon character: found in the Swiss Alps while on trial. You think that's tough, try snorting milk from a cows utter
  • Personal Quote: with a bull trying to get friendly with your behind. Behind you lies the answer, but the answer
  • Tools of the Trade: will lie to you. You leave now, only to forget what never happened.

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:iconimpar:
~Impar Jun 8, 2009, 4:01:16 AM
I stepped on some corn today and I thought of you.

And then I got angry so I started stomping on it.

And then I got hungry so I dismantled my legs and shot off like a rocket into the night sky.

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Something fell out of my head and landed here. In fact, several things fell out and landed here. It's the Carpal Tunnel Fun Drome [link]
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~Synbryo Feb 24, 2009, 11:07:57 AM
stop hiding comments, freak.

all your base are belong to me

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