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Randomer Sweat
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United States
Current Residence: Little did I know that I was very stupid and landed in the street, covered in vaseline and bowel
Favourite genre of music: tracheotomy with a rusty toothpick made of velcro and journeyed inside a crack living in a hole in
Favourite photographer: Systematic failure and a bloody throat, choking on the toothpick I forgot to remove while I'm eating
Favourite style of art: supper with this bag lady behind Taco Bell. We're in the dumpster when she makes her move, gently
Operating System: kissing at my neck, while I pick at lice in her crow nest hair. She sweats her pants and the odor
MP3 player of choice: knocks me out. I wake to find her boyfriend/father nibbling on one of my toes. I kick him in the
Shell of choice: teeth to find out I've been translucent in my thoughts but fabricated in my heart, and I long for
Wallpaper of choice: desperation and will cling to you, a smoldering mess of vomit and felch-matter. We hold hands and
Skin of choice: skip across fields of rotting vestibule and I take off your sweater vest to reveal a chest so
Favourite cartoon character: found in the Swiss Alps while on trial. You think that's tough, try snorting milk from a cows utter
Personal Quote: with a bull trying to get friendly with your behind. Behind you lies the answer, but the answer
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Impar Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
I stepped on some corn today and I thought of you.

And then I got angry so I started stomping on it.

And then I got hungry so I dismantled my legs and shot off like a rocket into the night sky.
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Synbryo Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
stop hiding comments, freak.

all your base are belong to me
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